yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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