God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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