I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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