it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I just had sex on a roof
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
