From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
So vagazzling was a success
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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