Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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