I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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