It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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