You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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