rhymes with "ouble enetration"
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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