Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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