Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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