So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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