ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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