fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Less talking, more tequila
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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