So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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