did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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