i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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