marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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