he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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