We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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