I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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