I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
i out mim tonsoeep
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