i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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