what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
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She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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