check it out our google latitudes are spooning
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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