So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Randomize
