some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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