Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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