Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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