My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
