capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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