I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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