R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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