i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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