I want you more than these girls want KFC
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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