you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
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