Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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