ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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