therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
The Olympian is in my bed
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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