If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I'm at about main and main street
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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