i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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