i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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