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(805): View more from California

So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.

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(573): View more from Missouri

Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation

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(407): View more from Florida

cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.

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the diet of an alcoholic...

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(678): View more from Georgia

she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy

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(314): View more from Missouri

I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.

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(303): View more from Colorado

If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.

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(914): View more from New York

And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.

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I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?

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(206): View more from Washington

I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.

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