whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Randomize
