I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Princesses don't give blow jobs
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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