Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
