Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
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