I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Randomize
