he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Randomize
