We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Can't talk, ducks in the car
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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