I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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